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August 02, 2002
Review: The Master of Disguise

Earlier this week I received free promotional tickets for the summer movie "The Master of Disguise," which has to be one of the worst films I have ever sat down and watched in or out of a theater.

The only thing actually worth saying about the movie was the odd fact that the end credits were actually funnier than the 72 minutes of film that preceeded it. When was the last time that happened?

I don't think I've ever seen a movie wish such bad reviews on Rotten Tomatoes before. There is not a single positive review! Here are a couple choice quotes:

"In a big corner office in Hell, Satan is throwing up his hands in surrender, is firing his R&D people, and has decided he will just screen The Master of Disguise 24/7."
-- MaryAnn Johanson, FLICK FILOSOPHER

"I really wanted to get up and walk out, but morbid curiousity held me in my seat to see if it ever got any better. It didn't. This blows beyond imagination."
-- John Venable, SUPERCALA.COM

Posted by Patrick at August 02, 2002 12:55 PM
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