Archived Thoughts

January 24, 2003
EBN: We Will Rock You!

Oh happiness and joy! I just came across an archive of the original Emergency Broadcast Network music videos, which star President Bush (Sr). How can you ever forget the classic We Will Rock You?

In other related good news, the creator of EBN, Joshua Pearson, has also created some other videos here at OTV News. Another classic edit job is The Reagans Speak Out On Drugs, where Ron and Nancy talk about their serious pot smoking habits. Unfortunately it looks like there aren't any copies of the video online to view.

Now if I could just get a copy of the second EBN Music Video collection, Telecommunication Breakdown. The CD is amazingly well done, and the few videos on it are very well produced.

Posted by Patrick at 01:05 PM
Lake Michigan Pictures

I took some pictures of the ice on Lake Michigan near my home. My legs nearly froze off doing it, but it was worth the shots...

   

Posted by Patrick at 01:05 PM
January 22, 2003
How do we decide who we like?

People like to think that they are consciously in charge of their decisions, that rational and emotional thought provide an 'objective' basis for how they like others. A lot of research has shown that there are many invisible factors influence who we are interested in. For instance pheremones have been shown to steer us to people who have the right subliminal smell. This study found that birth control pills changed the type of men that they visually were attracted to.

Taking the contraceptive pill appears to change women's taste in men.

Psychologists have found that women who are taking the pill tend to fancy macho types with strong jaw lines and prominent cheekbones.

However, women who are not taking that form of contraception seem to be more likely to go for more sensitive types without traditionally masculine features.
Posted by Patrick at 01:26 PM
January 19, 2003
Urinal UI

Here is one of the all time best User Interface designs ever made... The Fly UI. Found in urinals all over Amsterdam. It is such a simple and elegant solution to having a clean bathroom. From what I understand it is considered a very proud achievement by the Dutch. (Talk about a small but significant improvement to the world.)

Personally I really wish somebody would import them, or get the rights for the design in this country. Just imagine how much nicer bathrooms would be!

Posted by Patrick at 08:38 PM
Hackers, Space War and the Dynabook

I've been reading Steven Levy's Hackers: Heroes of the Computer Revolution, which is a history of the computer programmers and hardware tinkerers which helped shape computers into the form that they are in today, the people with the vision to see that everyone could and should have their own machine. It's a great book, especially for those who aren't aware of the real meaning of what it is to be a 'Hacker.' (A term which was coined in the late 50s at MIT, a 'hack' was "a project undertaken or a product built not solely to fulfill some constructive goal, but with some wild pleasure taken in the mere involvement." )

One of the fascinating things about computer history is just how much of our current computing environment and the origination of the different software ideas is actually quite old. (As well as computer jargon!) One classic example of this is the research done by Douglas Englebart, his 1968 technology demo showcased the mouse, hypertext, video conferencing with interactive document collaboration, object addressing, and dynamic file linking. It wasn't until the 80s and 90s that the vision shown during that demo would become a part of daily life for millions of people.

And then there is the first video game, Spacewar. It was developed in 1961 at MIT, using one of the first micro-computers. The game originated with the idea of creating a good demo, the original group decided on using the space warfare scenes in E. E. Smith's "Lensman" series as a start. Spacewar spread like wildfire through the computer complexes around the country, and inspired amazing amounts of tweaking and coding to add new innovations to the game.

Spacewar continued to turn people onto computers into the 70s. This in-depth article from a 1972 Rolling Stone does a great job of summarizing the history and gameplay of the game. The article also takes a look at what was going on in the computer world around that time, including the original development of the Dynabook. (There is even a picture of an early prototype in the article.)

The Dynabook was developed by Alan Kay, who wanted "a portable interactive personal computer, as accessible as a book." It was going to be a true multimedia machine that would be wirelessly networkable, and very easy to use. It was going to be a slate design, with a built-in keyboard and a stylus controlled touch screen. It was intended as a tool, or instrument for children to use. Unfortunately it was never actually produced. The Apple Newton was the first real machine to embody many of the concepts from the Dynabook, which isn't surprising since Alan Kay had been working for Apple at the time. (The Newton also drew heavily from this amazing 1987 concept video of the "Knowledge Navigator") Today Microsoft's Tablet PC is slowly heading in the Dynabook direction.

Posted by Patrick at 12:04 PM
January 18, 2003
"Hurt"

Johnny Cash's version of Hurt, one of my favorite Nine Inch Nails' songs.

Posted by Patrick at 08:07 PM
January 17, 2003
Giant Mollusk Love!

I was chatting with a friend earlier today while surfing one of my favorite blogs, Follow Me Here and came across an item about a giant squid attacking a boat that was participating in a Jules Verne Around-the-World sailing race. (My first thought on reading the article is that this must be a hoax... Let's see. Jules Verne. Boat. Giant Mollusk Attack. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.... Hmmmmm).

This reminded me of the discovery of the remains of a truly giant octopus in the late 19th century, a story that has always fascinated me. So I did a quick google search and came across some nice articles about it. (Including the convoluted scientific history.) There are even some pictures!

Posted by Patrick at 11:38 PM
January 14, 2003
The Lawnchair pilot

Last week I was telling a few people about the this guy who had gotten a whole bunch of weather balloons, some helium and a lawnchair. He brought a pellet gun to pop the balloons so he could land. I mentioned that he had gotten so high up in the air that he was being passed by a jet liner who saw him...

Unfortunately they kinda thought that it sounded like an urban legend. (Plus they figured they would have heard about it.) So for those out there who don't believe it, check this out.

Posted by Patrick at 09:02 AM
January 13, 2003
San Francisco Pictures!

I finally put up the picture galleries of San Francisco. I visited there last November, a week before Thanksgiving. It was a great trip, nobody does tourist trips a week before a major holiday. So everything was nice and quiet, and I got to have a fantastic time running around like a crazy man. I met some interesting people and stayed up till the wee hours of the morning most of the nights that I was there.

Alcatraz   Fisherman's Wharf   Muir Woods   Skull
Palace of Fine Arts

Posted by Patrick at 12:04 PM
January 06, 2003
Spice Girls Sucker anyone?

Boingboing just reposted a link to a gallery of mainly food products from around the world. Anybody for a Spice Girls Sucker or a Hello Kitty Douche to go along with your Hello Kitty vibrator? (I want to see a catalog of Hello Kitty stuff from Japan... I bet there are some other lovely items in it that you can't officially get in the US.

Posted by Patrick at 01:14 PM
January 05, 2003
Nothing like some new old history

How about some fresh changes to well known history? It will be interesting to see whether or not this pans out...

''Zheng set sail in 1421,'' Menzies said. ''The famed Treasure Fleet junks were five times larger than Columbus's caravels. Each held a thousand men. Two years later, in 1423, seven ships returned. Then, in a decision that would change all of history, the Ming emperor ordered all the ships dismantled. He pensioned off the sailors. And he burned all the records.''

Traditional historians would agree with Menzies that in 1423 China abruptly abandoned exploration and turned inward after the Treasure Fleet returned from sailing no farther west than Kenya. But Menzies, a self-taught historian publishing his first book at age 65, says that he has found evidence proving that the Chinese didn't turn around after Kenya -- but rather rounded the Horn of Africa and discovered the New World.

At a time when big books must declare an end of something or a theory of everything, Menzies has accomplished both. His thesis upends the entire Western age of discovery, from Columbus to Cook, and shifts the achievements and adventure from Europe to Asia. Figures like da Gama and Pizarro are written off as war criminals and replaced with a peaceful Chinese trading mission that supposedly charted all seven continents (even the North Pole). As to America, Menzies says that he has found proof that the Chinese thoroughly explored the East Coast from what is now Florida to Rhode Island. On the West Coast, he argues, they sailed into San Francisco Bay -- humiliatingly running aground upriver near Sacramento. Another Chinese fleet checked out the center of the continent, especially Missouri, and at some point lost another ship in Kansas.
Posted by Patrick at 07:49 PM
Fly cheap from London and other European cities...

A friend of mine just pointed me to this European airline... Ryanair. The prices they offer are incredible, to say the least. Right now they are 10 £ or € to go to most major cities in Europe from London. If those are the regular prices, I could see so many of the cities without bankrupting myself!

According to a friend of my friend, it was actually a pretty good experience to. I can't help but picture a fleet of rusting DC-3s.

Posted by Patrick at 07:45 PM